We hate to say this because it makes us look petty, but we’re feeling a LOT jealous of the rest of the world right now. That’s because we live in the U.S., and it seems like moviegoers in every other country on Earth have been able to catch Thor except for us. What’s up with that?
Thor opened in Australia two weeks ago, and in 55 other territories last weekend, but here in the U.S. we won’t get to see the Thunder God beat the crap out of Loki until Friday. And that hurts.