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Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Minefield showing Malcolm Reed in a spacesuit near a large mine and the text Malcolm Gets Poked!

EnterpriseSplaining 32: Malcolm Gets Poked!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 3 “Minefield,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Hey everyone it’s a Malcolm-focused episode which means the writers are shaking the Etch-A-Sketch and giving us another new take on the character. It all starts with an awkward breakfast and then

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Carbon Creek showing T’Mir and Mestral (characters from the episode) standing by a clothesline. T’mir has a dress on backwards and the text says “Star Trek: Enterprise Carbon Creek” with “The Facts of Warp!” below. Over the image is a stamp saying “Second Contact”

EnterpriseSplaining 30: Second Contact: The Facts of Warp!

Surprise! Starting in season 2, you’re going to see EnterpriseSplaining in your feed weekly! Instead of reviewing the previous episode and going into the next one all in one episode, we are undertaking new Second Contact missions! Every other week, we’ll look at the episode we watched the week before,

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Carbon Creek showing T’Mir and Mestral (characters from the episode) standing by a clothesline. T’mir has a dress on backwards and the text says “Star Trek: Enterprise Carbon Creek” with “The Facts of Warp!” below.

EnterpriseSplaining 30: The Facts of Warp!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 2 “Carbon Creek,” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. T’Pol tells Trip and Archer that they might not have their historical facts straight. This episode is widely considered one of the best Enterprise episodes, and we think we might agree.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Shockwave Part II showing Captain Archer and Daniels and the name of the episode. Underneath is the text Mediocre White Man Energy!

EnterpriseSplaining 29: Mediocre White Man Energy!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 1 “Shockwave Part II,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. The Suliban have taken over the Enterprise, Captain Archer is stuck in the future, and Star Fleet is considering canceling the entire deep space program. The only way to save

Porky's

Porky’s Movie Review

Porky’s is a 1981 sex comedy directed by Bob Clark. In 1954, each boy in a group of Florida Angel Beach High School students plans to lose his virginity. They go to Porky’s, a strip club in the Everglades, believing that they can hire a prostitute to satisfy their sexual

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion features cartoon images of the three podcast hosts and their sound engineer wearing Enterprise uniforms and the text “Computer! End Season One!”

EnterpriseSplaining 28: Computer! End Season One!

We have reached the end of Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1! Jamie, Bill, and Maria are joined by Sue from the Women at Warp podcast to take a step back and talk about what it’s been like gettin’ from there to here. Who do we like? Who do we hate?

EnterpriseSplaining 27: Lady Planet Genocide

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 26 “Shockwave Part 2,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Fam, it’s been a long road, but we’ve finally made it to the season one finale! Things go from bad to worse as the Enterprise crew accidentally commits genocide before

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Two Days and Two Nights showing Malcolm and Travis at a club with outfits that seem to be right out of Night at the Roxbury and the text “Two Nights at The Roxbury!”

EnterpriseSplaining 26: Two Nights at The Roxbury!

Guest: Jarrah from the Women at Warp podcast We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 25 “Two Days and Two Nights” but only guest-explainer Jarrah has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise crew finally makes it to Risa where heteronormativity abounds. It’s two days and two nights of scams,

EnterpriseSplaining 25: Archer of Arabia!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 24: “Desert Crossing” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise responds to a distress call and the captain they rescue is so grateful, he invites Archer and Trip down to his sunny home planet for a visit. Looking forward

EnterpriseSplaining 24: Baby’s First VIP Escort Mission!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 23: “Fallen Hero” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise gets to go on its very first ambassador escort mission! All they have to do is pick up an important Vulcan ambassador and then drop her off at a

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Vox Sola showing an ensign covered in a white slime and the text “Always Practice Safe Docking!”

EnterpriseSplaining 23: Always Practice Safe Docking!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 22: “Vox Sola” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Plus, we have special guest K.O. Myers from Particulate Media joining us this episode. The Enterprise has been penetrated by a very slimy tentacled creature who has captured Archer, Trip, a

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Bottom portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Detained showing Scott Bakula (as Jonathan Archer) looking angrily at Dean Stockwell (Colonel Grat). Grat has his hands clenched at Archer’s neck and the text “Quantum Leaping to Conclusions!”

EnterpriseSplaining 22: Quantum Leaping to Conclusions!

We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 21: “Detained” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. Archer and Mayweather blunder into a military zone and get thrown into an internment camp filled with Suliban. This is definitely not a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11 and certainly a nuanced and

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