We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 24: “Desert Crossing” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise responds to a distress call and the captain they rescue is so grateful, he invites Archer and Trip down to his sunny home planet for a visit. Looking forward to a boondoggle, the boys head to the planet where they drink some wine and enjoy some slow-motion space lacrosse before learning that they’re actually maybe in a terrorist camp and things switch from Baywatch to 24 REAL FAST.

Rikermendations

  • Jamie: Jensen McRae Are you Happy? (album)
  • Bill: The Strange New Worlds/Lower Decks crossover episodes (TV)+ The Sparrow (book) by Mary Doria Russell
  • Maria: Interior Chinatown (TV series)

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