Somewhere in the distance, on a world with no sun, within a giant whelk shell, upon a cold and hostile ocean, sits the Seven Kings Academy.  Our four assistant professors are starting a new year and must sculpt a new student body into a powerful magical force.  And dodge their monstrous department heads.  And scheme and backstab each other.  And if that weren’t enough, something is coming from the sky.  What will they do with the challenges before them?  Can they survive?  Most importantly, can they get tenure?

Panel: Jarod Cerf, Ken Hurt, Pablo Deferrari, Tom Herman, David Herman, and the hole Stephen Herman made in the wall when he ran screaming.

Game: Pigsmoke by Certain Death


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