This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of katanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Cannon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS…AND A TV SHOW…AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Daniel